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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3304 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.
So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!