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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

addiction, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, Communication, dishonesty, external influences, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of commitment, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of empathy, lack of respect, Miscommunication., neglect, relationships, Selfishness, social media, Technology, Trust, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5980	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of your significant other spending more time with their phone than with you? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.

Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?

Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.

Creeper Cannibal Resort

cannibal, cannibalism, creeper, crisis management., Desperation, emergency response, Extreme Measures, harrowing ordeal, ISOLATED, mining accident, news headline, remote location, rescue operation, resort, smoke them out, South African police, starvation, stranded, Survival, survival instincts, Tragedy, trapped miners, Underground

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	66

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, etherealsmp, Explore, Ip:, java, money system, new, play.etherealsmp.net, Plugins, RICHEST, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sit, smp, SPIN, Staff, Teams

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Ethereal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Ethereal SMP
Features	RTP /sit, /spin and more! Teams system Money system (diamonds = $100) Custom advancements
Discord	Join the Discord
IP Address	play.etherealsmp.net

FAQs

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every year.

Q: Can I create my own team on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends.

Q: How does the money system work?

A: Diamonds are equivalent to $100 in the server’s economy. Compete with other players to see who can be the richest!

Q: Are there custom advancements on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom advancements added by a plugin, giving players more goals to achieve.

Peanut Butter & Jelly Land 1.21

Bread, BUTTER, Childhood, classic, comfort food, DELICIOUS, first time, foodie, jelly, Land, lunch, LUNCHBOX, Memories, nostalgic, peanut, peanut butter, sandwich, Savory, School, Simple, snack, spread, SWEET

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! It’s like a freakin’ circus in here, but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate! So you can mine them and then eat them, it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory up in here. Plus, the zombies drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, so you can have a dance party while defending your base. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

how was your weekend, Minecraft, smp, weekend, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend downtime, weekend enjoyment, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend happiness, weekend highlights, weekend joy, weekend leisure, weekend memories, weekend plans, weekend recap, weekend relaxation, weekend rest, weekend satisfaction, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol.

Blockageddon

Blockageddon, brush with death, close call, coming face to face with death, confronting mortality, existential crisis, facing mortality, facing the inevitable, facing the unknown, feeling doomed, feeling helpless, fight or flight response, life flashing before my eyes, life-altering moment, life-changing event, moment of despair, Near Death Experience, overwhelming fear, staring death in the face, survival instinct, traumatic experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2925
Votes:	7307	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Have you ever been mining deep in the caves of Minecraft, only to realize you’ve run out of torches and the only light source you have left is a glowing creeper staring you down? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Creeper Whisperer” rank that allows you to communicate with these explosive little guys and convince them to become your personal bodyguards!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you read that right – breakdancing villagers! Join our server and witness the most epic dance battles between these funky villagers, all while trying to avoid getting served by their killer moves.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to dig up buried chests filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. But be warned, some chests are guarded by mischievous skeletons who have a bone to pick with anyone trying to steal their precious loot.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper bodyguards).

GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

ANDES, animal conservation, Biodiversity, Boosted, climate change, dung enrichment, ecological balance, ecosystem recovery, environmental impact, GlacierPoo, glaciers, high altitude animals, Land, land revival, melting glaciers, mountain ecosystems, natural fertilization, Peruvian wildlife, plant growth, Revive, soil enrichment, south america, Sustainable Agriculture, Vicuñas

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Classified, Confidential, confidential information, confidential message, Covert, don’t look, dreamscape, encrypted, eyes only, Forbidden, hidden meaning, hidden message, Mysterious, NAPKEKS, Oasis, Private, restricted access, secret message, Surprise, top secret, undisclosed, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	742
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers in disguise and the rainbows are made of TNT!

You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.

Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CableCraft: Swedish Sabotage

CableCraft, Communication, criminal activity, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data cable, DiSRuPtiON, Incident, international waters, investigation, law enforcement, Maritime, rupture, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspects, Sweden, Swedish, Technology, Undersea, Vessel

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

😂🤣 u wont believe wat happened on dis cray cray minecraft server! we got sweden out here seizin’ vessels cuz dey think someone sabotaged a undersea data cable! like wut? come join us on dis server where u can be part of da action like a spy or somethin’. maybe u can even help solve da mystery of who really caused da cable rupture! join now for da most insane adventure of ur minecraft life! 🚢🕵️‍♂️🔍 #swedenseizesvessels #minecraftmystery #crazyserverfun

Blocky Veins Server

blocky, blood circulation, blood clots, cardiovascular disease, circulatory issues, deep vein thrombosis, frequent standing, health implications, health risks, leg health, Long-term Health, occupational hazards, office health, recent findings, Risk, sedentary lifestyle, Server, standing, standing desk, varicose veins, vein health, Veins

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?