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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
New Chunks Explored:	734309	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Buildings Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3094
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	269

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	7484	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?