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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3717 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?