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Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widgets, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	6558	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	8600
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8485
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	688	Dragons Tamed:	0
Votes:	9660	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	3149	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.