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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2279 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!