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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7266 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4440 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!