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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7975 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!