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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6879 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8276 | New Chunks Explored: | 328744 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!