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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1109 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.