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ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	586886	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	7151	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	6927
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4424	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crops Grown:	7773	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Crops Grown:	8903	Villages Defended:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

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Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9281	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	761	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1979	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?