legislative vs. executive actions Minecraft Servers

legislative vs. executive actions

  • Order Up! Minecraft SMP

    Order Up! Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, fellow blocky adventurers, to the most ridiculously epic Minecraft SMP you will ever NOT wanna miss! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might just implode into a pile of colorful blocks. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🤯✨

    First off, our server is powered by the magical energy of a thousand creepers (and maybe a few cat memes, but who’s counting?). Join us for a journey where the laws of physics literally DO NOT EXIST because why not?! The laws that govern this world are written in enchanted books that nobody can read, and they probably spell out “no jumping” and “yes, pet all the wolves.” 🐶💥

    Forget about those boring meetings in Congress, our politicians are a bunch of Enderman with top hats yelling about whether they should build a roller coaster that goes to the moon or a statue of a giant potato. You want chaos? WE GOT CHAOS! It’s like an episode of reality TV but with fewer Kardashians and way more zombie invasions. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even see a chicken wearing sunglasses! 🐔😎

    You know how presidential executive orders are supposed to be a big deal? Well, here, if you craft a golden apple, you can commandeer the entire SMP! That’s right! With a bite of that juicy goodness, you can declare that EVERYONE must wear only pink armor for the next ten Minecraft days. And if you’re not in pink, you’re getting banished to the nether until you embrace the fabulous! 🌈👑

    Once, Jimmy (who is just a regular guy but real passionate about squids) tried to start a cult dedicated to the worship of squids. It turned into a water park project and now we have pirate ships and swimming contests that basically end in pure carnage. You don’t really swim; you just get swept away by a horde of enthusiastic dolphins having a rave. 🌊🐬

    Oh, and let’s talk about the world-building! The landscape here is so wild, you’ll find a biome made entirely of cake that regenerates when you eat it! And there’s a hidden temple where the only way to enter is to sing a random song from the ‘90s. Like, who knew “I Want It That Way” was a secret key to epic loot? 🤷‍♂️🎤

    So what are you waiting for? Download some pixelated pants and jump into the insanity of this Minecraft SMP! Join us, and you may just become the ruler of a kingdom filled with talking llamas or the unofficial historian of the Great Creeper Tea Party of 2022. Our motto? “If it makes no sense, then you’re doing it RIGHT!” 🚀💥

    Remember, life is short, blocks are cube-y, and this server is possibly the most bonkers fantasy playground where you can literally do anything and nowhere is safe! See ya in the wild, my future block buddies! 🥳🪓

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  • DadRescue Minecraft Server

    DadRescue Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

    Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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  • ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

    Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

    Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • DemocraftParty2020

    DemocraftParty2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

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