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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3814 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
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So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.