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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4769 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4797 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 68 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!