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DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4216	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	687
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9208	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	8512	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Enchantments Applied:	127
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mines Excavated:	1817	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9851	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	8980
Animals Bred:	175	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7641
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.