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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1887 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?