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Galactic LOLz: Minecraft Madness
Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on this server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground city filled with unicorns and leprechauns. Legend has it that if you can find the golden chicken hidden in the city, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. But beware, there are also creeper ninjas lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players. So, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic Minecraft journey ever! Who knows, you might even discover the fabled enchanted watermelon that grants you the power to fly. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin! -
/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster
Are you tired of dealing with guys who lie about their height? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players are exactly the height they claim to be, no more surprises here!Join us for epic adventures and build towering structures without worrying about any height discrepancies. Plus, we offer free virtual drinks and desserts to all players, no splitting the bill required!
Don’t let height issues bring you down, join our server and game on with confidence. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where height is never a problem? See you in the game, where the only thing towering over you will be your epic creations!
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FriendQualitiesMC SMP
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where friendship is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes, friends who can tame a dragon with just a carrot, and friends who can survive a creeper explosion without even flinching. So if you’re looking for a server where friendship means having each other’s backs during epic battles with the Ender Dragon or sharing your last enchanted golden apple, then join us today! Who needs real-life friends when you have a squad of Minecraft pros by your side? -
MineCraftyJoy
happiness success, happiness fulfillment, happiness relationships, happiness gratitude, happiness emotionsDo you know what happiness is? It’s joining our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on over and experience pure joy and laughter in blocky form. Happiness awaits you, my friend. -
TreeHaven MC
Skywars, Mini Games, Skyblock Bedwars Minecraft Survival Adventure Exploration Creativity Multiplayer PVP Building Community Minigames Challenges Sandbox Pixel art PvP Redstone Enchanting Resource gathering Crafting, KitPvP, SkyblockWelcome to TreeHaven MC!
Dive into a lush world of endless fun and adventure at TreeHaven MC, your ultimate Minecraft destination! Whether you’re a solo explorer or a team player, we’ve got something for everyone:
Skyblock – Test your survival skills and creativity on your very own floating island! Build, expand, and conquer challenges to become a master of the skies.
Bedwars – Team up and defend your bed while launching attacks on rival teams. Strategic planning and quick reflexes are key to securing victory!
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RecoilRickTwitch Survival
A brand new Minecraft (SMP) Survival server! Feel free to join with or without your friends. A small starting community, feel free to be a part of it!
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Hey Arcanine’s Fun Minecraft Server
Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where the classic lil B beat (birth of rap) is our anthem! We have a special Imogen Heap sample that acts as a Rorschach test – what you hear says a lot about you! Some hear about money, but who needs that when you can hear about unicorns and rainbows instead?At 0:29, you’ll be transported to a world of pure imagination where the music speaks to your soul. Some hear about hustling, finding mula, or being nothing – but on our server, you’ll hear about finding the legendary diamond sword of destiny and riding a pig into battle!
So come join us on our server where the music is magical and the adventures are endless. Stay based, never give up, and may the creepers always explode in your favor. God bless and game on!
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LoveCraft SMP: Romantic Expressions
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and ready to find your player 2? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Our server is filled with love and laughter, just like a romantic relationship.Join us and express your love for your fellow players by building heart-shaped houses, sending virtual love letters through in-game chat, and even organizing surprise weddings in the virtual world. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect Minecraft match?
So come join us and let your love for Minecraft and your fellow players bloom in the most hilarious and heartwarming ways possible. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in our crazy virtual world!