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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2187 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!