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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 371 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Potions Brewed: | 122 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!