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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4247 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!