🔥legal advice. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExWifeExposedMC

alienation, child custody, child support, Communication Issues, court case, custody battle, divorce court, ex wife, ExWifeExposedMC, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, legal advice., long distance, maintenance money, Military, no contact order, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship problems, welfare check

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	1989
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

AttorneyCraft

AttorneyCraft, courtroom drama, criminal cases, criminal justice, defense attorney, demanding job, emotional toll., Empathy, ethical dilemmas, Exhausting, friendship, justice system, Lawyer, legal advice., Legal System, long hours, loyalty, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2139
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Potions Brewed:	169
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

are you tired of being friends with a lawyer who always be talkin bout court cases and stuff? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and build a world where lawyers don’t exist!

our server is so lit, we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha cha slide. we even have a secret underground disco where all the villagers get down and boogie.

join us and leave all that legal mumbo jumbo behind. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started!

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3964	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

CustodyCraft Minecraft Server

child custody lawyer, child custody rights, child support, children, co parenting, court proceedings, custody agreement, custody battle, CustodyCraft, domestic issues, emotional distress, family court, family dynamics, Family Law, legal advice., marriage issues, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting, relationship problems, Server, visitation rights, waifu

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7377	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like custody battles and relationship problems? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only custody battle you’ll have is fighting over who gets the last diamond block! Join now and build a virtual world where your waifu can’t take your children away because they’re too busy mining for resources. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your problems and pretend they don’t exist. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

MomCopBlock Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cops, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, grandmother, grandmother’s wishes, Grief, Guilt, Inheritance, legal advice., Manipulation, mental illness, Minecraft, MomCopBlock, Mother, narcissist, neglect, Server, theft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1592
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your crazy family drama. Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t steal your lockbox full of cash and tax documents (we promise). Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because let’s face it, dealing with entitled family members is exhausting. So come join us and leave all that drama behind – unless you want to build a virtual replica of your crazy family’s antics, then go ahead and let your creativity run wild!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server

assets, blood relatives, Eviction, extended family, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, GrandpasLoot, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal advice., life insurance, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Promise, RELATIVES, scholarship, Server, Support, well paying job

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Potions Brewed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?

With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Blocky Law & Order: Crafty Counsel – The Ultimate Minecraft Legal Experience!

Attorney, big company, blocky, CASE, Counsel, Crafty, Defense, Experience, FAANg, Justice, law, law firm, lawsuit, Lawyer, left-leaning, Legal, legal advice., legal representation, LITIGATION, litigation strategy, Mafia, Minecraft, Order, top firm, top lawyer, Trust, Ultimate, union-leaning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a lawyer to take down those big bad corporations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our lawyers are pixelated perfection, ready to take on any legal battle you throw their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our lawyers are so trustworthy, they won’t even send your case to the companies they usually defend. That’s right, no shady business here – just pure legal expertise in block form.

So why settle for boring old law firms when you can join our server and take on the corporate giants with a team of virtual attorneys by your side? Don’t be a Minecraft legal noob – join us today and start winning those lawsuits like a boss!

PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

Booted, budgeting, Cooking, Dinner, financial struggles, food allergies, food delivery restrictions, food intolerances, food restrictions, grocery bills, grocery store, long distance grocery shopping, meal planning, meal prep, meal rotation, meal sharing, mom, potluck arrangement, potluck group, PotluckCraft, single parent

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8248	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of cooking dinner every single night? Do you wish you could have a delicious home-cooked meal without all the hassle? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can trade virtual food items with other players and never worry about cooking again!

We have a group of 7 moms who take turns cooking for each other, just like a virtual potluck! And the best part? One of the moms, Amy, has a son with food intolerances, so you’ll never have to worry about accidentally poisoning your virtual dinner guests. Plus, we have a strict “no contamination” policy to keep everyone safe.

But wait, there’s more! Amy is a single parent who works full time and relies on our virtual potluck to afford home-cooked meals. By joining our server, you’ll not only save money and stress, but you’ll also be helping out a fellow player in need.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual potlucks and food trading. Who knew cooking could be so fun and drama-filled?

BlockyAdulting

adulting, aging parents, BlockyAdulting, career changes, Decision making, emotional resilience., financial stress, Health Insurance, household maintenance, life transitions, mental health, personal growth, relationship issues, responsibilities, retirement planning, self-care, societal expectations, student loan debt, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	581

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities like bills and taxes? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your adult problems will magically disappear! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can let your inner child run wild. Need a break from the real world? Just hop on and start punching trees for wood like a true Minecraft warrior. And if you ever get tired of mining and crafting, you can always join our weekly llama races or participate in our legendary potato sack races.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. So put on your best diamond armor and get ready to boogie down with the coolest mobs in town.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to adulting forever!

GloballyCrafted Minecraft Server

correct internationally, cross-border accuracy, cross-border regulations, cross-country consistency, global accreditation, global alignment, global authentication, global compliance, global precision, global validation, global verification, GloballyCrafted, international accuracy, international conformity, international correctness, international precision, international standards, international verification, Minecraft, Server, worldwide legitimacy, worldwide standardization, worldwide validation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house on a floating island while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama).

AshHour Minecraft SMP

AshHour, Curious, Destruction, Disappearance, Enigma, Fast, Fire, fleeting, fleeting destruction, fleeting moment, hour, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, question.., Quick, Rapid, smp, turn to ash, unexplained, unknown, vanish, who made it

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Enchantments Applied:	144

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado – unpredictable, wild, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Argument, CATFISHED, college fund, dad, education fund, elders, family dynamics, Jonathan Bailey, Minecraft, mom’s dime, new wife, opportunity, overreacting, Rude, scammer, selfish, Server, StepMomSucks, stepmother, Sympathy, University

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	7684	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your dad’s new wife and her lost college fund antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without worrying about scamming step-parents or demanding apologies. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t guilt trip you into dropping out of university or giving up your dreams.

Forget about overreacting arguments and family drama, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! Let’s build a world together where the only catfish you’ll encounter is the one swimming in our virtual oceans. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to create your epic creations!

SisterCraftWeddingDrama

Birthday, celebrate, CHANGE, choose, compromise, consideration, decision, Difficult, engaged, family, feelings, Fiance, potential date, selfish, sister, SisterCraftWeddingDrama, special day, talks, third wedding, Understanding, wedding date

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to the ultimate birthday bash!

Imagine this – you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a cake appears out of nowhere, ready for you to celebrate your special day in style. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister’s potential wedding date could be overshadowed by the sheer awesomeness of our community.

So come on over and join us for a birthday extravaganza like no other. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft party that will go down in history? Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and let the birthday festivities begin!

CraftyCatChallenges

cat allergies, cat behavior issues, cat behavior modification, cat behavior problems, cat care, cat exercise needs, cat expenses, cat feeding problems, cat grooming., cat health problems, cat ownership, cat socialization, cat territorial issues, cat training, cat veterinary care, challenges of owning a cat, CraftyCatChallenges, hairballs, introducing new pets to cats, litter box problems, scratching furniture

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Star Shards Collected:	221
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time filled with crazy cat antics and outrageous challenges.

On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of scratching posts, dodge hairball projectiles, and even battle a giant laser-eyed kitty boss. But beware, if you don’t keep your inventory stocked with tuna fish, you might just end up as catnip for the feline overlords.

But don’t worry, it’s not all claws and chaos on our server. You’ll also have the chance to build your own cat-themed castle, ride around on giant robotic cats, and even participate in epic cat fashion shows.

So why wait? Join our server meow and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your nine lives!

UkraineBlockParty

ATTACKING, Citizens, Conflict, crisis management., Cyber Security, dating sites, digital communication, geopolitical tensions, government warning, information sharing, international relations, online presence, online safety, precautionary measures, public awareness, Russian authorities, Safety, SECURITY, social media, Ukraine, UkraineBlockParty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	482	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind!

NEXAS Royale Minecraft Server

AniLive_app, battle royale, CEO, Community, Gaming, Harry_so, Lion Man, Minecraft, NEXAS, NEXAS Zone, Official Website, Royale.., Schedule, Server, social media, streaming, streaming app, Talent List, Teamup Schedule, Telly, TEMPLATE, Thread, twitter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	538
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll meet Lion Man himself, a fearless warrior who will guide you through dungeons and slay dragons with his mighty roar.

Our official website is like a treasure map leading you to hidden gems and secret quests. Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our CEO is a wizard who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Just tweet at him and watch as your Minecraft world transforms into a magical wonderland.

Join us on our streaming app where you can watch epic battles and crazy antics unfold in real-time. It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with pixelated characters and creepers exploding everywhere.

Don’t miss out on the full talent list, where you’ll discover players with skills so legendary, they’ll make you question if they’re even human. And if you’re feeling lost, just check our teamup schedule to find your next adventure buddy.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this insane world of Minecraft madness and join us on the most epic server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FrenchMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Above, comparison, confusion, disbelief, doubt, France, FrenchMemeLord, Hierarchy, humor, Inferiority, Kek, Minecraft, perplexity, puzzlement, Questioning, Ranking, Ranking system, satire, smp, Superiority

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’re so wild that we decided to build our server above France just to mess with their heads. Imagine the confusion of French players logging in and seeing a whole world floating above their country!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Want to participate in a pig race where the winner gets a diamond block? Or how about a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!