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ChildInsure Minecraft Server

affordable care act, attorney fees, Boundaries, child custody, child support, ChildInsure, co parenting, Communication, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friendship, helicopter parent, insurance, legal advice., marijuana use, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, possessive, secondhand smoke, Server, visitation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Votes:	9828
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with helicopter parents, possessive exes, and passive-aggressive comments galore.

Imagine a world where taking your daughter skiing is considered inappropriate, and buying her a smartphone at the age of 9 is completely normal. Our server is filled with characters like Stephanie, who will make you question your sanity with her outrageous antics.

Help Steve navigate the treacherous waters of co-parenting while dealing with a hoarding ex who refuses to give out social security numbers. Will he ever enroll his daughter in insurance? Will he finally stand up to Stephanie’s weed-smoking ways? Only time will tell on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

FamilyEvictionCraft

eviction process, family betrayal, family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, FamilyEvictionCraft, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, financial responsibility, Inheritance, legal advice., legal rights, property disputes, property ownership, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the craziness of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

Just like evicting toxic family members from your life, you can evict pesky creepers and zombies from your Minecraft world. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and create your own story without any interference from entitled family members.

And just like taking control of your own destiny, take control of your Minecraft world by becoming the ultimate ruler. Kick out any unwanted guests (looking at you, Endermen) and claim your rightful throne as the king or queen of your domain.

So come join us on our server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer – all without having to deal with any entitled family members trying to mooch off of you. See you in the Minecraft world, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of yourself!

ExWifeExposedMC

alienation, child custody, child support, Communication Issues, court case, custody battle, divorce court, ex wife, ExWifeExposedMC, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, legal advice., long distance, maintenance money, Military, no contact order, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship problems, welfare check

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	683906
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

AttorneyCraft

AttorneyCraft, courtroom drama, criminal cases, criminal justice, defense attorney, demanding job, emotional toll., Empathy, ethical dilemmas, Exhausting, friendship, justice system, Lawyer, legal advice., Legal System, long hours, loyalty, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	2158	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

are you tired of being friends with a lawyer who always be talkin bout court cases and stuff? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and build a world where lawyers don’t exist!

our server is so lit, we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha cha slide. we even have a secret underground disco where all the villagers get down and boogie.

join us and leave all that legal mumbo jumbo behind. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started!

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	224
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

CustodyCraft Minecraft Server

child custody lawyer, child custody rights, child support, children, co parenting, court proceedings, custody agreement, custody battle, CustodyCraft, domestic issues, emotional distress, family court, family dynamics, Family Law, legal advice., marriage issues, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting, relationship problems, Server, visitation rights, waifu

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like custody battles and relationship problems? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only custody battle you’ll have is fighting over who gets the last diamond block! Join now and build a virtual world where your waifu can’t take your children away because they’re too busy mining for resources. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your problems and pretend they don’t exist. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

MomCopBlock Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cops, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, grandmother, grandmother’s wishes, Grief, Guilt, Inheritance, legal advice., Manipulation, mental illness, Minecraft, MomCopBlock, Mother, narcissist, neglect, Server, theft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	454555	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	3674
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your crazy family drama. Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t steal your lockbox full of cash and tax documents (we promise). Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because let’s face it, dealing with entitled family members is exhausting. So come join us and leave all that drama behind – unless you want to build a virtual replica of your crazy family’s antics, then go ahead and let your creativity run wild!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	474	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server

assets, blood relatives, Eviction, extended family, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, GrandpasLoot, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal advice., life insurance, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Promise, RELATIVES, scholarship, Server, Support, well paying job

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?

With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Blocky Law & Order: Crafty Counsel – The Ultimate Minecraft Legal Experience!

Attorney, big company, blocky, CASE, Counsel, Crafty, Defense, Experience, FAANg, Justice, law, law firm, lawsuit, Lawyer, left-leaning, Legal, legal advice., legal representation, LITIGATION, litigation strategy, Mafia, Minecraft, Order, top firm, top lawyer, Trust, Ultimate, union-leaning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Looking for a lawyer to take down those big bad corporations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our lawyers are pixelated perfection, ready to take on any legal battle you throw their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our lawyers are so trustworthy, they won’t even send your case to the companies they usually defend. That’s right, no shady business here – just pure legal expertise in block form.

So why settle for boring old law firms when you can join our server and take on the corporate giants with a team of virtual attorneys by your side? Don’t be a Minecraft legal noob – join us today and start winning those lawsuits like a boss!

PixelWishList

Contentment, desire, dreams, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hope, inner peace, joy, longing, love, Passion, Peace, PixelWishList, purpose, satisfaction, Serenity, success

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	2664	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where diamonds literally rain from the sky? Where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, battling evil witches and saving princesses?

Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams! Join us now and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a unicorn into battle, and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziness that awaits you!

ProhresCraft Minecraft Server

aid, battle, Collapsed, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, evacuation, international news, Military, Minecraft, Prohres, ProhresCraft, Server, soldiers, Support, Surrounded, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian Brigade, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest battles happen every day! We got soldiers from a Ukrainian brigade who collapsed and are now stuck near Prohres, fighting off zombies and creepers like never before. It’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and blocky buildings. Will you be the hero who saves the day and leads these brave soldiers to victory? Or will you join the dark side and unleash chaos upon the land? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to battle like never before!

ShortyChillCraft

body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!

Wealthy Craft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Adventure Economy Mini-games Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Skywars Bedwars Parkour Building Redstone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Wealthy Craft is a passionate community of Minecraft enthusiasts dedicated to pushing the boundaries of imagination and creativity. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned player you can be here!

Remember, this is a place to have fun, make friends, and share your passions. Enjoy your time here!

wealthycraft.withermc.io:19256

Frogtopia SMP

Community, Economy, Friends, Frogtopia SMP, Griefprevention, Minecraft, Plugins, STREAMS, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Frogtopia SMP, home of the Frogs! Come join our Survival Economy server with plugins like GriefPrevention to help secure your builds, and join a tight knit community of friends! And visit our streams to watch us play from time to time as well!

mc.frog-topia.com

BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	1047	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were two fearless Minecraft warriors named Fuwawa and Mococo. They roamed the lands, slaying creepers and building epic structures with their bare hands.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find streams so entertaining, they’ll make you pee your pants with laughter. And don’t even get me started on the unarchived content – it’s like a treasure trove of memes and karaoke sessions that will have you crying tears of joy.

Plus, we’ve got merch so cool, it’ll make your friends jealous. And if you’re into baubau-related content, well, let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

CockyCraft SMP: Big Brown & Yellow Edition

adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult performers, big, big brown cock, big yellow cock, BROWN, CockyCraft, diverse representation, Edition, Erotic, explicit content, fetish, heterosexual, interracial, mainstream porn, only fans, sexual diversity, sexual preferences, smp, taboo, Western, Yellow

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Emeralds Found:	4102
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and build epic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The winner gets a golden chicken as a prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. Just watch out for the giant chickens roaming the land – they’re not as friendly as they look!

StarbucksWheelieSpot

accessibility, accessibility rights, cafe, cafe etiquette, disability rights, discrimination, Etiquette, inclusion, public accommodations, public seating, public spaces, seating, seating options, social norms, Starbucks, StarbucksWheelieSpot, Table, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair accessible, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair users

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?

And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!

FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water quality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!

TornadoStickCraft

alert system, Broadcast, cable, Communication, devices, emergency alert, emergency broadcast, emergency notification, emergency preparedness, fire stick, natural disaster, Notification, Public Safety, safety precaution, severe weather, Technology, tornado warning, TornadoStickCraft, warning message, warning system, weather alert

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	52	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3659	Buildings Constructed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll blow you away like a tornado warning on a fire stick! 🌪️🔥

Join us and experience the craziest adventures ever seen in Minecraft history. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! 😂

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