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BlockBlastersMC
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. we even have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking creeper. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! -
NaziSloganCourtCraft
so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier builds den a llama on a trampoline. one time, a player built a giant toilet dat actually flushed. it was epic, bro.u know wat else? we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. but shh, it’s a secret. only da chosen ones can find it.
oh, and did i mention our pvp arena? it’s like a battle royale, but with creepers and zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so, come join dis server and let’s have a blast. just don’t mention any nazi slogans, cuz we don’t mess with dat here. peace out, homies.
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!
With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!
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CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey
so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?” -
BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored! -
BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs
come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun! -
VARmadness Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way. -
AnonCraft: Where No. 75017436 is the MVP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers have been trained to breakdance. Our community is made up of the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of ninja chickens to a gang of singing llamas.
But that’s not all – our server also has secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, guarded by a band of mischievous gnomes who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – because on our server, anything goes!
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Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!
Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!
Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!