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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!
