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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 900 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
