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Leftists Minecraft Servers

Leftists Minecraft Servers

  • Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

    Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5071
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

    As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6736
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Emeralds Found: 1213 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Gods Slained: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

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  • Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

    Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crops Grown: 8578
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1186
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Farms Harvested: 946
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

    Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7790
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mines Excavated: 1165
    Towns Built: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

    First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

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  • Leftist Uprising Minecraft Server

    Leftist Uprising Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8336
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9854 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with chud incels in the world of academia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee a leftist utopia where STEM and IT fields are filled with like-minded individuals who will never mansplain or gaslight you. Join us for a virtual escape from the toxic masculinity of the real world and build a better future with us brick by brick. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret cabal of feminist witches who use their powers to banish trolls and spread glitter and rainbows throughout the land. Don’t miss out on the magic, join us today!

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  • FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

    FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6114
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1125 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

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  • RaidedCraft Minecraft Server

    RaidedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2666
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 482

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave the VP pick drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Our server is so awesome that even the leftists are seething with jealousy.

    Why vote for a presidential candidate when you can vote for our server as the best place to spend your free time? Come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

    Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5564
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3755
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dimension Hops: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

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  • WallWars Minecraft Server

    WallWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2231
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being invaded by Palestinians and leftists in Minecraft? Join our server and align yourself with the mighty Zionists to protect your virtual homeland! We stand strong against globo homo and leftists, making us the last beacon of the West in the Minecraft world. Russia and China know their place in our new Zion order, so join us before it’s too late! Don’t let trannies and nigs take over your virtual country – join us and watch them cry as we defend our territory!

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  • SisBdayDinnerNoGo Minecraft Server

    SisBdayDinnerNoGo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6925
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9622 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s half siblings, our server is full of drama and awkward family dynamics. Join us for a birthday dinner where you may or may not be invited, just like this player’s experience. Don’t worry, we promise to send you birthday and Christmas cards every year, but we won’t reply to your messages because that’s just how we roll. So come join us for a dysfunctional family experience like no other! Remember, we may not love you, but we’ll tolerate your presence to keep the server running smoothly. See you there!

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  • Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition

    Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8218
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors mooching off your Wi-Fi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Wi-Fi-sharing policy! Join us and never worry about your internet speeds slowing down because of some sneaky neighbor again.

    Our server is so exclusive, even your neighbor won’t be able to access it without your permission. And if they try, we have virtual security guards ready to kick them out faster than you can say “block them!”

    So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server out there. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we have diamond-studded Wi-Fi signals that will make your gaming experience smoother than butter on a hot potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 98
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Crops Grown: 9505
    Magic Items Found: 8033 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true and money literally falls from the sky! Join us and experience the thrill of finding random piles of cash scattered throughout the world.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon a chest filled with gold bars and stacks of cash. Or you’re building a house and discover a secret room filled with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server containing a whopping $100,000. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player in the game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches! Who knows, you might just strike gold (literally) and become the wealthiest player in Minecraft history.

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  • HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    HolyCraft: Bible Edition
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1006
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 33
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!

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  • CrazyCraftersUnited

    CrazyCraftersUnited
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4628
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

    come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.

    we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.

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  • Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20

    Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9467
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

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    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/best-air-rifle/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Version Java 1.21
    Plugins Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience
    Launch Date 23 March 2024

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What kind of server is this?

    This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.

    2. Are there any specific features on the server?

    There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.

    3. What are the server rules?

    The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.

    4. What time zone are the server events based on?

    The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.

    5. How can I apply to join the server?

    You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

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  • NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks

    NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5296
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dodging bullets in your love life like Kosaki from Nisekoi? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about heartbreak or dodging bullets! Join us and build your own love story with other players, minus the complicated love triangles and secret keys. Who needs Raku when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories together in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a cat.

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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7322
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Animals Bred: 133
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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  • NieceFeed Minecraft Server

    NieceFeed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1991
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    New Chunks Explored: 772166 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8892

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with controlling girlfriends, SpongeBob-shaped mac n cheese, and finger-pointing battles over who gets to feed the kids.

    Imagine a world where feeding your niece a simple meal turns into a full-blown showdown with someone claiming to be the mother figure. Who knew a box of mac n cheese could cause so much chaos?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to go around for everyone involved. So come on in, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about parenting.

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is: expect the unexpected. And remember, in this world, everyone’s a parent until the mac n cheese comes out.

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  • MomHairDontCareMC

    MomHairDontCareMC
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and hairstyles! Unlike the OP’s mom, we encourage you to rock your natural 4b hair with pride. No hair relaxers allowed here, only protective styles and braids for days!

    Join us and escape the drama of overbearing family members trying to control your wedding day hair. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without judgment. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can customize your avatar’s hair however you please, no meddling moms allowed!

    So come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore endless worlds with friends who support your natural beauty? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
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