Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on the legendary dance parties in the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Notch himself haunts our server, leaving behind hidden treasures for those brave enough to find them.
So if you’re near Bellevue, WA and you’re ready for a wild ride, join us on our server and choose your path: Left or Right? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Mostly-vanilla SMP |
| Community | Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.
A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.
A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.
A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.
We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!
Join us and experience the thrill of economists on the left and right battling it out in epic debates about tax policy while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Who knew tax policy could be so exhilarating?
With one bad idea layered on top of another, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you on our server. It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft, with nonstop action and unpredictability.
So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate Latina to titfuck – will you choose the one on the left, the one in the middle, or the one on the right? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills to the limit.
So why wait? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little titfucking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
Join our server for a chance to race on the Eiger Nordwand Track in a M3 ’97 while being chased by a herd of Gallardo ’08s! Earn free stuff just by watching the GTWS, because who needs to actually play the game to win, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Enter the TOYOTA GAZOO Racing GT Cup and earn the Toyota GR010 with the 2024 WEC livery, because who wouldn’t want to drive a car with a fancy paint job?
And if that’s not enough, join the SSCS series where you can now race in a Dodge Challenger! Dodge those obstacles like you’re dodging responsibilities in real life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s a true story…just like that Blu-Ray release of Gran Turismo!
Forget about your Samsung S7 screen drama, because in our world, we can magically swap screens with just a click of a button. No need to worry about transferring all your items, we got you covered with our super convenient inventory transfer feature.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who will have your back in both virtual and real-life screen cracking emergencies? Don’t miss out on the laughs, the thrills, and the absurdity – join us now!
Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without all the real-life drama. No need to worry about sick moms or feeding schedules, just pure, unadulterated fun!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we even have a special quest where you can rescue virtual dogs from irresponsible owners and find them loving forever homes. It’s like Doggy Daycare meets Minecraft – what more could you ask for?
So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for virtual dog grooming. Just remember, on our server, the only accidents are the ones you choose to make. 😉
We’ve got a special event planned for all our foster parent players – a virtual baby shower to celebrate this exciting chapter in your Minecraft journey! Get ready to receive virtual gifts like pixelated clothes, toys, books, and bedding for your foster kids. And don’t worry, no one will judge you for not having a “real” baby – in our world, all parents are celebrated equally!
So come join us on the server where the only thing you’ll be judged on is how epic your Minecraft builds are. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where everyone is just here to have a good time and support each other? See you in the game!
Picture this: a castle made entirely of garlic cloves, a rollercoaster that smells like a delicious Italian restaurant, and a secret underground garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic to ward off any pesky mobs. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with garlic bread recipes that will make your mouth water just thinking about them.
So why wait? Join our garlic-infused Minecraft SMP today and let the fun and flavor begin! Who knew garlic could be so exciting in the world of Minecraft?
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cookie. now they have to fend off hungry zombies who mistake their home for a snack.
if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride around on llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see for yourself why targeted ads will become more efficient in accidentally diagnosing medical conditions, than you trying to use the actual healthcare system.
Hello, dear Minecraft player! We invite you to our unique Ukrainian political server, where a friendly atmosphere reigns and there are many interesting mechanics developed specifically for our community. We offer you to immerse yourself in an exciting world where you can feel like a real politician or military strategist. On our server you will find a system of parties that will allow you to create and develop your own political power. Join the party, make important decisions together with your like-minded people and influence the development of the country. The passport system ensures realism and interactivity of the game. Get your passport and feel like a citizen protected by the laws of your country of residence Military factories allow you to produce weapons to conquer other nations, in exchange for iron and in-game currency. The politics and banking system will allow you to manage the economic and political aspects of the game. Make laws, regulate taxes, conclude international agreements, create and join alliances, exchange security guarantees, etc. Our server also offers a system of national territories, which allows you to rebel if your country is occupied, and will always give the occupier various debuffs for being in the territory. And these are not all unique systems, but only the main ones! We guarantee that you will have fun on our HomeLand Polit server. Join us and get an unforgettable gaming experience!
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