Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on the legendary dance parties in the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Notch himself haunts our server, leaving behind hidden treasures for those brave enough to find them.
So if you’re near Bellevue, WA and you’re ready for a wild ride, join us on our server and choose your path: Left or Right? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Mostly-vanilla SMP |
| Community | Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.
A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.
A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.
A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.
We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!
Join us and experience the thrill of economists on the left and right battling it out in epic debates about tax policy while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Who knew tax policy could be so exhilarating?
With one bad idea layered on top of another, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you on our server. It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft, with nonstop action and unpredictability.
So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate Latina to titfuck – will you choose the one on the left, the one in the middle, or the one on the right? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills to the limit.
So why wait? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little titfucking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!