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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8457 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
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So come join us and leave your foil hat at the door. It’s time to have some fun in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time in Minecraft!
