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Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4382
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Votes:	8094
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6942
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Towns Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1881	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Animals Bred:	116

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	9203
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7747
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	117	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!