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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8350 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Votes: | 4983 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8439 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).
