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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Buildings Constructed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	291380
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1503
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2226
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchantments Applied:	85	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6736	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7788
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!