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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9115 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 222 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!