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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5667 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8260 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 2797 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Also, we got a secret underground club where pigs wear top hats and dance to dubstep. It’s like a whole new world down there, fam. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we got. Those llamas are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, I swear.
Oh, and did I mention we have a floating island made entirely of cake? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like Willy Wonka’s wet dream up in here. So, what are you waitin for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started!