Leaving MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NephewScolding Minecraft Server

nephew, relationships, Fever, discipline, NephewScolding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a literal child again? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood and act like a toddler all over again.

We have players who are scared of tablets and need help taking their medicine, just like David! Watch as our dedicated staff members pour water down your throat with precision and care.

But beware, if you don’t swallow in time, you may get kicked out of the server just like David spat out his medicine.

Join now for a chance to argue with family members over parenting styles and leave in a dramatic fashion. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

mood, Board Games, FriendZoneCraft, patio, wait outside

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

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DepressCraft: Mom AFK

Expectations, Calling, fresh start, mom, abandonment

Are you tired of real life responsibilities getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server, where abandoning your virtual children to start fresh in a new country is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community is full of players looking to escape their real life problems and dive headfirst into the blocky world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special “Abandonment Therapy” program where you can leave all your real life baggage behind and focus on building that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Need a break from your kids? No problem! Just log on and disappear into our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Drama Llama” faction, where players can let out all their real life frustrations in a safe and supportive environment. Whether you’re dealing with a friend leaving their kids behind or just need to vent about your own mom issues, our community is here for you.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next Creeper explosion. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

controlling behavior, Server, Significant Other, BlockBreakup, toxic behavior

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

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GraduateCraft

high school, Friends, Disappointment, UpStairs, Event

Are you tired of awkward parties thrown by your mom with random strangers? Then join our Minecraft server where the only surprise guests are friendly creepers and helpful villagers! No need to hide upstairs here, just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Trust us, our virtual world is way more fun than your mom’s awkward gatherings. Join now and say goodbye to surprise parties forever!

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Crafty Casino Craze: Where you should be mining diamonds but you’re too busy playing slots!

MONEY, Crafty, Youre, Greed, habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is gambling at our virtual casino!

Picture this: you’re deep in the mines, surrounded by precious ores, when suddenly you hear the siren call of the slot machines. You know you should sell and leave the casino, but you’re too greedy. You realize this, but you won’t change your ways.

Join us for a chance to win big in our casino, where the odds are always in your favor (or so we say)! And if you’re feeling lucky, why not take a break from building and try your hand at our virtual poker tables?

But beware, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just strike it rich… or lose it all. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

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StalkCraft: Where FemAnons and Creepers Collide in Hilarious Chaos!

strap-on, femanon, Boundaries, LEAVING, vidya

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this scenario? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, where you never know what’s going to happen next. Join us if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might even encounter a femanon with a strap on…just kidding (or are we?)! Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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CraftyTyrone’s LOLz Mine: Where Tyrone9in is Banned Forever >>> LOL

Communication, Message, Online Community, Farewell, lolz

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again because our admin, Tyrone9in, has magical powers that ban griefers to the Shadow Realm. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

goodbye forever, long-distance relationship, bye, final goodbye, Memories

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

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Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

traitors, long trail tags, tags, Server, Muslim

Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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