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The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for ultimate chaos and fun!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken, only to have it come to life and start clucking up a storm? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinaCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	310608
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to ChinaCraft, a chill survival server where the main theme is China. Meet new people from all over the world, and build cool China inspired things togther!

play.chinacraft.xyz

BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mines Excavated:	3811	Ores Mined:	9478
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!

3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!

4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.

So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?

FrogCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of adventure and creativity. Our server offers a welcoming community where you can build, explore and trade with other players. Enjoy custom quests, exciting events, and a thriving economy. Our dedicated team ensures a balanced and entertaining gaming experience with regular updates and new content. Whether you want to build epic structures or explore mysterious dungeons – you’ll find everything your Minecraft heart desires here. Join today and become part of our unique gaming world!

46.4.40.230:27777

Hyper-Core Networks

Creative, Economy, hyper-core networks, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

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hcn.hyper-core.net

CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7142	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	157	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vortexia SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Vortexia a cool private small minecraft smp, it has really cool plugins installed, and has a quest map, there is a beautiful spawn built by people and there is a cool community, play this smo with your friends

vortexia.strangled.net:17526

One Block MC

Adventure, BLOCK, building, Community, Creative, expand, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Minecraft, multiplayer, One Block MC, OneBlock, online gaming, Random, Server, Spawn, Survival, Teleport, Visit

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5695	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9090	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

A Minecraft server where once you spawn in and do /ob join you teleport onto 1 block that upon breaking spawns in a new random block so you can expand your island. All islands are close to eachother so you can visit others and you can even make islands with your friends.

37.72.171.118:50916