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Royal Island SkyBlock

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

15.204.129.166

SkyShard

adventurers, Bosses, challenging quests, Custom Biomes, Economy, empire-building, epic events, friendly community, mobs, OneBlock, OneBlock Adventure, Player Shops, PvE, pve events, PvP, PVP Events, Skyblock, SkyShard, skyshard legend, solo play, team play, valuable rewards, Vibrant Community

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

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IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

play.skyshard.xyz

Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

79095607, AI text to image generator, AI Waifu General, aiwg, Art AI, Bing create, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, eggs-cuuz me monsieur edition, FLUX.1-schnell, general, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo, Minecraft, perchance, Pixai, Prodia, smp, stable diffusion, Unstability AI, waifu, waifu local guide

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, dieting, emotional eating, family dynamics, food intake, FoodieFrenzy, health scare, Minecraft, portion control, self esteem, self improvement, Server, weight comparison, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight shaming, weight stigma, weight struggles, weight transformation, weight-related comments

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	106	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

DogRescueDrama

adjustment, adoption, aita, anger, Asia, Behavior, DogRescueDrama, Effort, Europe, Foresight, Friend, Frustration, MONEY, ownership, Pets, regulations, rehoming, rescue dog, soulmate, Stability, travel

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	7041	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the treacherous waters of pet ownership and loyalty.

Embark on a quest to rehome virtual dogs from Asia to Europe, all while dealing with friends who have sudden changes of heart and claim to be the dog’s “soulmate.” Will you be able to prove you can provide a stable virtual home for these precious pets, or will you fall victim to the whims of your deceitful friends?

But beware, for the drama never ends on our server! You never know when a friend might swoop in and try to cajole you into transferring ownership of your virtual pets. Will you stand your ground and assert your dominance, or will you be manipulated into giving up your beloved virtual companions?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous twists, and unexpected turns. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Are you up for the challenge?

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Experience, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

childhood adventures, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonders, CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff, funny stories, imaginative minds, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Farms Harvested:	816
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, clash, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, Estonian defense minister, european union, exclusive interview, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, nato, NATORussia, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Victory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

$6.6 Million, 6.6M, Antiques, art, Auction, basement, Collectibles, discovery, found, hidden, History, Investment, investment opportunity, Junk Dealer, Lost Picasso, Masterpiece, Painting, PicassoCraft, rare, Treasure, valuable, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!