| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4423 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3313 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8608 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3482 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7686 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9359 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 7022 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7259 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1560 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7516 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4605 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 150 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7588 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8000 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5836 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
