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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8799 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3361 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?