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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2617 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 4660 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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