New Minecraft Servers 2025

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leaguememes Minecraft Servers

  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7689
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 734 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 257 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 816
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 321
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mines Excavated: 2319
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8074
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9996 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5015 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crops Grown: 6568
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2928
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6720
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 33 New Chunks Explored: 623888
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 462 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3003
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Farms Harvested: 545 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9355
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8972
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 891
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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