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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4164 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
