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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

body image issues, body positivity, chin fat, dating app goals, dieting struggles, emotional eating, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, healthy living goals, Minecraft, online weight loss partner, personal growth, reaching fitness goals, self improvement, Server, SlimCraft, support system, unhealthy eating habits, weight loss community, weight loss journey, weight loss journey support, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking to level up your Minecraft skills and your looks at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to shed those extra pounds and gain some serious muscle mass.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.

And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.

Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Beliefs, BIAS, browner, discrimination, Empathy, exclusion, firstie anons, hate, Hatefree, Haven, Insecurities, marginalized communities, Minecraft, misconceptions, poorer, prejudice, self-perception, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, Suffering, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	279	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of being judged by firstie anons on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we only accept players who have been rejected by the cool kids! That’s right, if you’ve ever felt like an outcast, this is the place for you.

Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

SILdairyFreeDrama

allergic, contributing, dairy allergies, dairy free, dairy free desserts, dairy free food, dairy free options, dairy free sides, dairy free snack, dairy optional, dessert options, family meals, financially struggling, Hosting, main dishes, picky eater, self-oriented, SILdairyFreeDrama, Small children, vegan cake

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	2658	Animals Bred:	184
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

LaughCrafted

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	2108
Ores Mined:	3450	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5041
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Oh, honey, my laugh is like a rare diamond – unique, precious, and worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory! And on our server, we welcome all types of laughs, from snorts to cackles to wheezes. So come join us and let your laughter shine brighter than a beacon in the night sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of enchanted llamas who will protect you from any haters with their fierce spit attacks. So laugh on, my friend, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, llamas, and limitless fun!

CyberCraft2024: The Ultimate Hack!

2024.., computer virus, cyber attack, CyberCraft2024, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, digital threat, Hack, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, malware attack, network protection, online privacy, security software, software glitch, software vulnerability, Technology, Technology Trends, Ultimate

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

So, like, imagine this: the biggest cyber attack of 2024 wasn’t caused by some evil hacker dude, but by the security software itself going all cray-cray! And guess what? Our Minecraft server survived that madness! Why, you ask? Because our server is protected by a magical unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers at any virus that dares to come near it! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens that will fight by your side against any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So, like, join our server now and be part of the epic tale of the cyber attack that turned into a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Townscraft: Vanilla Minecraft with a Side of Server Drama and Spilled Milk, now Serving Java 1.21 for 4+ Years!

bonds, Builder, Cityscapes, Drama, Drama-free, dynamic, Engaging, Explorer, Farms, floating islands, FRIENDSHIPS, Houses, imagination, java, landscapes, milk, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomad, Player-honored system, PvP, quirky, redstoner, Server, serving, SETTLEMENT, Shops, Side, smp, SPILLED, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, Vanilla, vibrant, Years

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Server Name	Townscraft
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Community Size	Vibrant and welcoming
Features	Vanilla experience, town-building, community events
Season Duration	Long seasons with stability
Application	Join Discord community to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Townscraft server, you need to apply through their Discord community. Read the rules and submit your application there.

2. What is the server type?

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a focus on town-building and community events.

3. What is the community like?

The community on Townscraft is described as tight-knit, welcoming, and drama-free. Players are encouraged to form bonds and friendships.

4. Are there any plugins on the server?

The server aims to maintain a vanilla experience with no towny or claims plugins. Exceptions include one player sleep and other minor adjustments.

5. How long do the server seasons last?

Townscraft boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, and the second lasted 30 months.

6. Are there community events?

Yes, Townscraft hosts community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. These events are open for all players to participate in and have fun.

7. How secure is the server?

Townscraft ensures a safe and secure environment for players with robust backups and protection measures against theft or griefing. Dedicated staff are available to resolve any issues promptly.

8. Can I play solo on the server?

Absolutely! Players can choose to join existing towns, create their own settlements, or embark on solo adventures as nomads. Townscraft offers a dynamic experience for all types of players.

9. What kind of player is welcome on Townscraft?

All types of players are welcome on Townscraft, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking to get started. The server encourages creativity and collaboration among its players.

10. How do I get more information about Townscraft?

For more information about Townscraft, you can visit their Discord server, view the rules document, check out the photo gallery, or watch the video trailer to get a better sense of the server’s atmosphere and activities.

FujoCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, cultural norms, fan community, Fandom, fujo fanbase, FujoCraft, gender demographics, gender representation, genre analysis, LGBTQ, Manga, Media consumption, Minecraft, modern shounen, Otaku, popular culture, Server, Shoujo, Shoujo Ai, shounen ai, societal expectations, yuri fan base

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy anime crossover episode! We’ve got modern shounen with a majority fujo fanbase, and modern shoujo with barely any yuri fan base – talk about a plot twist! Join us for epic battles, dramatic romances, and maybe even a few magical girl transformations along the way. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and become the protagonist of your own wacky adventure!

EuphoricKaleido Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, Ayase Yuu, baldurs gate 3, BIRMINGHAM, dissonance, EIEN Project, Eimi Isami, Elden hamster edition, Ember, EuphoricKaleido, Fallen Aces, Forbidden, ghost stories, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Hyakumonogatari, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, late shift, lumi, Maid of England, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Phase Showdown, Pico-chan, roblox, Runie Ruse, Rust, Saya Sairroxs, Server, shiina, Super Mario Galaxy, SUPERHOT, tsunderia, VeXpo, VReverie Extended, Vtuber, Yuu

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hamster on Elden Ring? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation: Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido collide in a hilarious mishmash of chaos!

Join us for a chance to play with Pico-chan as she streams Elden Ring and sings karaoke songs from VTubers. Or watch Yuu play Rust on Twitch while also tackling Superhot like a pro. And don’t miss Hina’s zatsudan followed by some epic Baldur’s Gate 3 gameplay.

But that’s not all! Muyu will have you rolling on the floor with laughter as she plays Fallen Aces and collabs with Shiina, Ember, and Lumi. And who could forget Runie’s parody song lyrics that are so funny, she had to make the stream members-only!

Eimi will have you ROFLing as she teams up with Jelly for some epic Roblox adventures. And get ready for Phase Showdown, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the craziness is off the charts. Who knows, you might even spot Loki-sama playing Late Shift or Clara canceling her Super Mario Galaxy stream for some wild roleplay shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the action – join us now for a gaming experience like no other!

SisSitterRehabReject

addiction, alcohol, Babysitting, cameras, childcare, Drinking, firing, Forgive, gb’s, health issues, Marijuana, maternity leave, mental health, naltrexone, Rehab, SisSitterRehabReject, sister, sitter, smoking, Therapy, whiskey

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2442
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I caught my sister climbing on kitchen counters to steal whiskey!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good story, like the one where my sister’s therapist called me controlling for expecting her to not drink on the job. Who knew babysitting could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun activities to distract you from family drama, like building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and taming wild llamas. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BlockerCraft Minecraft Server

BlockerCraft, Curb, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, hormone blockers, hormone therapy, LGBTQ, medical intervention, Medical research, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, puberty blocker, review, Server, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, suicide rates, Transgender, transgender youth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Items Found:	2239	Mines Excavated:	3374
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it!