Le Samouraï (1967) Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, DRIVE, drive 2011, Hail, Homages, inglorious basterds, Le Samouraï (1967), lineage, Minecraft, O Brother, smp, super 8, The Nice Guys, Thief (1981), true romance, Where Art Thou?

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9013	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Eden SMP

apply, Arcade, BUILD, community project, Eden, Environment, Farm, friendship, game night, Materials, multiplayer, rules, server-wide dragon fight, shopping district, smp, starter home, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Server Name	Eden SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Theme	Vanilla experience
Spawn Area	Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

2. Can I build near the spawn town?

Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

3. How can I get involved in community builds?

Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

4. What is the Community Arcade for?

The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, debut outfit, Enchanted, fashion choices, fashion influencer, fashion inspiration, fashion statements, fashion trends, fashionista, iconic outfits, Isles, outfit ideas, outfit inspiration, outfit repeating, she’s gonna pull an Ina, style decisions, wardrobe choices

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4237	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

TitanCraft MC

1.20.X, 1.8.X, Adventure, Dedicated Staff, engaging gameplay, fun gameplay, gaming experience, LifeSteal, mega-lifesteal, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, skilled staff, TitanCraft MC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

TitanCraft MC is a mega-lifesteal Minecraft server compatible with versions 1.8.x through 1.20.x. Packed with exciting plugins, it’s designed to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience. What sets us apart? We prioritize hiring skilled and dedicated staff, and our focus is always on creating fun and engaging gameplay, not just profits like some other servers.

Join us today and be part of the adventure!

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Femdom Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, BDSM, control, Dominant, dominant women, Domination, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Haven, kink, older sisters, online domination, power exchange, sexual domination, submissive, submissive men, zoomer women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – all the femdoms on this server are now into findom! I know, right? It’s like a whole new level of domination and submission in the Minecraft world. And get this, these femdoms aren’t your average zoomer women, oh no. They’re like the older sisters you never had, ready to dominate you in ways you never imagined. So, if you’re into that kinky stuff and want to experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, then this server is where you need to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

IceCreamNoLickZone

Alternative, annoyance, Boundaries, college friends, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, friendship, hang out, healthy diet, ice cream, IceCreamNoLickZone, Mall, misunderstanding, Offering, personal space, sharing food, social norms, spat, Treat, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7522	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool as ice cream, but without the drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chill time filled with epic adventures and no food-sharing drama.

Imagine a world where you can build towering ice cream castles and ride on flying ice cream cones. Our server is so sweet, even your friend on a “healthy diet” will want a lick!

Don’t be an AH like that friend, join our server where sharing is caring, but not when it comes to spit-filled ice cream. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP

big lump sum, budgeting, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, fast spending, financial decisions, financial discipline, financial downfall, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, impulse buying, money management, money management skills, money mindset, MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP, reckless spending, saving habits, wealth depletion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form! Like, I heard this one time someone joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And then they traded those carrots for a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly around the server causing chaos. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the DJ zombie and request your favorite song, he’ll drop a sick beat that will make all the creepers start breakdancing. It’s lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. I heard that there’s a shop where you can buy a magic wand that lets you turn any block into a stack of diamonds. It’s like a cheat code in real life, but in Minecraft. Mind. Blown.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. What more could you ask for? Let’s goooooo! 🍪🎉🔥 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness

Blocktopia: Crafting a New Life

blocktopia, Crafting, empowerment, inner strength, inspiration, Life, life changing, mindset shift, motivation, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, Positive Change, pursuing passions, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-belief, self-care, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	51
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun, only to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I stumbled upon this server.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing diamonds at you. Yes, you heard me right, dancing llamas throwing diamonds. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll encounter on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Well, on this server, you can do just that. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of victory as you soar through the sky on your trusty feathered steed, raining down chaos on your enemies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your life in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!