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Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	446745	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	177
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4305	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	2652	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3369	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5193
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	198673	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

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