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99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Items Found:	1218	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Void Gems Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4138

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Farms Harvested:	960
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	267
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6093
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Votes:	9724	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!