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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4901 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.