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WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	3488
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	702	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Votes:	2569
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crops Grown:	1399	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
New Chunks Explored:	88996	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!