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CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	3735
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	1912

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	4770
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4971
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	545	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	776
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	243
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players like Gragas, Neeko, and Trundle. Rumor has it that they’re planning a massive cosplay party in the Nether, and you’re invited! Don’t miss out on the chance to party with your favorite champions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Ann-Sivir-sarys – they’re known for throwing the best surprise parties in the game!

HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes

anger, artist, Celebrity, controversy, criticism, disdain, dislike, DISLIKES, emotions, Fame, Fans, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Negativity, Performance, reputation, singing, Sings, smp, Trash, vocalization

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption.

Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?

If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!

CraftyStepsisterNoNo

Best Friend, close relationships, Communication, consequences, CraftyStepsisterNoNo, family dynamics, family expectations, high school, peer relationships, project collaboration, project partner, project preferences, project selection, school project, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, stepfamily, stepsister, study buddy, teacher intervention

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crops Grown:	8492
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and drama-free? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and project partner drama like never before!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a virtual classroom with your stepsister, who is fuming because you refused to be her project partner. Will you team up with her and mend your virtual relationship, or will you stick with your best friend and face the consequences of family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic study buddy battles, where you must choose between loyalty to your family or your friendships. Will you make the right choice and come out on top, or will you face the wrath of your virtual family members?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎮🤣

GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crops Grown:	7489	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!