LazyMinerMC SMP

cleaning, Cooking, cute bf, day off, daydreaming, dependent, domestic life, exhausted, financially supported, hot, Lazy, LazyMinerMC, luxury lifestyle, Pampered, relationship goals, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stay at home, tired, unproductive, Wishful thinking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

HilltopNSFWHavoc

adult content, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial, controversial topics, debate, Ethics, explicit, HILL, HilltopNSFWHavoc, Limits, Morals, NSFW, Opinions, personal beliefs, Principles, Sexuality, taboo, VALUES, willing to die on

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most NSFW Minecraft server out there? Join us if you’re brave enough to face off against pixelated monsters with a twist – they’re all wearing scandalous outfits!

Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!

FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

Alliance, Baltic region, command, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense forces, European, finland, FinnCraft, foreign troops, International, Land, land command, Military, military base, military presence, nato, Peacekeeping, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Troops

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

CraftyKyivAidCoordination

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, coordination, CraftyKyivAidCoordination, crisis management., Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, greater role, international relations, kyiv, military aid, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Stoltenberg, Support, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be part of a top secret military operation but u just a kid in ur mom’s basement playin minecraft all day? well, guess what, now u can! join our server and pretend u r part of NATO coordinating military aid for Kyiv! u can be the hero u always wanted to be, fight off evil forces and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with Stoltenberg, he’s a cool dude. so, what r u waitin for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

Alone in the Dark – Not!

alone, anxiety, Dark, Darkness, darkness fear, fear, fear of being alone, fear of being followed, fear of being watched, fear of ghosts, fear of isolation, fear of solitude, fear of the dark, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, fear of the unseen, fear of vulnerability, Insecurity, Loneliness, PARANOIA, Phobia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

come join our minecraft server where the darkness is your friend and the monsters are your cuddly companions! we have a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep and zombies breakdance like it’s the 80s! our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into flying unicorns! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden enchanted potato! so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the darkness…because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

Air, atmosphere, comparison, dynamics, Earth, Exploration, findings, phenomena, PHYSICS., Principles, research, researchers, Science, Similarities, Space, study, thermosphere, troposphere, Turbulence, TurbulentCraft, weather

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

Allowed, Armorstands, AVOID, blocks, Claimblocks, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Dig, Events, fogies, germany, grieved, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, MEGABASES, Paper, Player Protection, Plugins, recipes, Server26, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, whippersnappers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ores Mined:	4575

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

BIAS, BIASED, controversial, documentary, Evil on Trial, evilcraft, historical, investigation, Justice, justice system, Make Germany Great Again, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, Political, Propaganda, propaganda film, Server, trump, Truth, War Crimes, World War 2

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	3356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	104	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazyMinerMC Minecraft Servers