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CraftyJobber SMP

storytelling, hype, threat, lazy writing, Manga

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!

Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyGrannyGriefPunch

CraftyGrannyGriefPunch, Blame, religious nut, seduction, Facebook message

Are you tired of dealing with overzealous religious nuts in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only plan is to have fun and build amazing creations! No need to worry about unwanted conversations about God’s plan for your life, just focus on crafting and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those religious nutjobs in the dust and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft cave!

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ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP

mental health, Therapy, emotional baggage, ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP, personal growth

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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CraftyTruthsMC

CraftyTruthsMC, Struggle, existentialism, Despair, Truth

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you could ever imagine.

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the server. As you explore, you come across a village of friendly llamas who challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worthiness.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Deep in the mines, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of singing creepers. And if you can impress them with your dance moves, they’ll give you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PretrialDetentionGamer

injustice, PretrialDetentionGamer, repression, pre-trial detention, dies

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can build your own anti-war protest in honor of a Russian activist musician who died in pre-trial detention? Yeah, you heard me right! Join us and show your support by creating the most epic memorial in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the activist musician roams around the server, playing haunting melodies on his ghostly guitar. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

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Minelife Survival → Interactive Story Mode, AFK Dungeon, Unique Currencies

Multiple Currencies, Vanilla, Fishing, smp, Global Quests

🌍 Minelife (play.minelife.net)

Experience Minecraft survival like never before! We’ve taken traditional survival and added our own unique twist. Not only can you build, survive, and make friends, but you can also enter an optional interactive story mode based on our unique storyline!

But that’s not all we have to offer:

AFK Dungeon ⚔️

While you’re AFK, let your doppelganger fight off hordes of mobs and earn rewards while doing so.

Player Jobs💼

Need help with a project? Want to offload tasks to others? You can now offer other players money, items, and more to complete tasks for you.

Multiple Currencies 💎

Earn unique currencies from your daily tasks and use them to buy rare items or upgrades in-game.

Artist Corner 🖌️

Do you like to create art? We have canvases and easels for you to create and sell art in-game. Create a masterpiece for us to feature in the spawn!

⚔️ Mob Arena 🏟️

Every 2 hours, our mob arena opens, and the community comes together to defeat waves of mobs in our 30-level arena.

🌍 Global Quests 🎯

Instead of the same individual quests you see on every server, we’ve created Global Quests, where the entire community has one goal to complete the 5-day quest. Top contributors receive top rewards.

🔥 Featured! Pyro Farming, Mining, and Fishing 🎣

These plugins provide unique, in-depth additions that give you a more interactive experience when mining, farming, or fishing.

Join us at Minelife and embark on an adventure like no other!

pmc.minelife.net

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Lost Without a Map Legacy: Minecraft Server 1.21, No Coordinates, No Elytra, What Could Go Wrong?

Map, ELYTRA, exploiting, Doxxing, Anarchy

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address nclegacy.net

Discord https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla for game balance. Some adjustments include: coordinates disabled, elytra disabled, end crystals and bed explosions do no damage, phantom spawning disabled, and nether roof void damage enabled. Rules are minimal to ensure a fun and safe environment for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating

No Exploiting

No Bigotry

No Doxxing/Harassment

More details on rules available at server spawn. We hope to see you there!

FAQs

1. Can I use coordinates on this server?

Coordinates are disabled on this server to enhance gameplay experience and add an extra challenge to navigation.

2. Why are elytra disabled?

Elytra have been disabled to maintain balance among players and prevent unfair advantages in PvP and exploration.

3. Do end crystals and bed explosions cause damage?

No, end crystals and bed explosions do not cause damage on this server to prevent griefing and create a more cooperative environment.

4. How can I prevent phantom spawning?

Phantom spawning is disabled on this server to eliminate interruptions during gameplay and ensure a more peaceful experience.

5. Is nether roof void damage enabled?

Yes, nether roof void damage is enabled on this server as a way to discourage players from accessing areas that may disrupt gameplay balance.

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Carefree, teenage girls, beautiful future, Falling In Love, Nostalgia

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could turn back time to your carefree teenage years? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your youth by building epic structures, exploring magical lands, and hanging out with friends without a care in the world.

Forget about bills, back pain, and car troubles – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword! Fall in love with the game all over again and create a beautiful future in a virtual world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the misery of adult life. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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PS2MinecraftSMPMastermind

gamecube, game lineup, DVD player, ps2, game library

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that the PS2 is the ultimate gaming console of all time! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our world is actually powered by PS2 consoles hidden deep underground. That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is all thanks to the power of the PS2!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried somewhere in our world is the legendary PS2 DVD, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and the ability to play any game ever made. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate gamer?

Join us now and experience the nostalgia of the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox generation like never before. Who needs fancy graphics and modern consoles when you have the power of the PS2 on your side? So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and let’s game on, PS2 style!

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Sleepover Shenanigans Minecraft Server

PRETTY, inexperienced guys, Minecraft, solo traveler, Fun

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most inexperienced players can thrive! Just like Eren, who went from being a Minecraft virgin to a pro player in just one night!

Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!

Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!

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New Server IP

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

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Minecraft Server Overview

Basic Rules:

FAQs

1. Can I use coordinates on this server?

2. Why are elytra disabled?

3. Do end crystals and bed explosions cause damage?

4. How can I prevent phantom spawning?

5. Is nether roof void damage enabled?