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  • Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5950
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ores Mined: 8987
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

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    Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is the Red Bull of Minecraft – it gives you wings! Literally, you can fly around like a majestic eagle and soar through the pixelated skies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except with less fire and brimstone.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry because our server has a magical food dispenser that spits out bacon-wrapped diamond apples and golden carrots that make you see rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in blocky form? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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  • PlayD

    PlayD
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2393
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3047

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    This is a fun survivals server containing many minigames and maps! This server is alot different than your average copy paste network server so enjoy!

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  • Crafty Creeper Crew

    Crafty Creeper Crew
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9190
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Star Shards Collected: 159

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles, build the craziest structures, and maybe even get into some questionable situations with our resident troll, anon. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

    CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 6516
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Chimeras Created: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

    Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

    And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!

    MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1978
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 101
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

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    Macho Craft
    Brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
    Fresh world with more servers on the way
    Links:
    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
    Website: https://machocraft.com
    IP: atm9.machocraft.com
    Details:
    Version: Latest, as shown on MOTD
    Modpack: All The Mods 9

    We offer playtime ranks and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience. Join us at Macho Craft to embark on new adventures!

    FAQ

    What is Macho Craft?

    Macho Craft is a new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a focus on creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.

    What makes Macho Craft different?

    We offer a fresh world, multiple servers, playtime ranks, and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience for all players.

    How do I join Macho Craft?

    You can join Macho Craft by connecting to the IP atm9.machocraft.com in Minecraft.

    What modpack does Macho Craft use?

    Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 modpack, which can be found and downloaded from CurseForge.

    Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?

    Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

    What can I expect from Macho Craft?

    You can expect a friendly community, exciting gameplay, playtime ranks, and a rich world to explore in All The Mods 9.

    Can I play with my friends on Macho Craft?

    Yes, you can gather your friends and dive into the world of Macho Craft together for a fun multiplayer experience.

    Are there any rules on Macho Craft?

    Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules when joining the server.

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  • White Girl on the Line

    White Girl on the Line
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 652
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9947
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Votes: 4072

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the time is ripe and the adventures are endless!

    Join us for an Indian century like no other, where you can ride on elephants through the pixelated jungle and battle against fierce tigers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps along the way.

    So why wait? Join us on this epic journey and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated sunscreen – things are about to get wild!

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  • SweetVanilla SMP: Semi-Vanilla Server, Foraging for Diamonds like 18+ Hermit Crabs – Resetting Soon!

    SweetVanilla SMP: Semi-Vanilla Server, Foraging for Diamonds like 18+ Hermit Crabs – Resetting Soon!
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7867
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Farms Harvested: 623

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    We are an 18+ tight-knit community that enjoys engaging with one another in a lively and drama free Minecraft world. The perfect place to make new friends, create, and hang out! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are all heavily encouraged.
    We use quality of life add-ons akin to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while maintaining vanilla gameplay. Additionally, An optional resource pack allows players to submit their own custom models, hats, and items to be used for minigames, events, or more!

    How to Join: If you are interested in joining us for 1.21 you can fill out an application on our Discord! New applicants won’t be whitelisted for this current season, but a world reset is planned once 1.21 releases. We anticipate this happening early to mid June. Until then, Wait List members are welcome to engage on our discord and in polls that shape the rules of next season.

    Links:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/jjFJxWBduz

    Bluemap: http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123

    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out an application on our Discord. New applicants may not be whitelisted for the current season, but a world reset is planned for the release of Minecraft 1.21.
    What age group is allowed on the server? We are an 18+ community.
    Are there any special features on the server? We use quality of life add-ons and allow players to submit custom models, hats, and items for minigames and events.

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  • BlockyBFFs

    BlockyBFFs
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4493
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

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    Are you tired of getting pwned by Xbox players in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because PS2sisters is here to save the day! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. Join us and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. Don’t let those Xbox players have all the fun – join PS2sisters today and show them who’s boss!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘c go perl’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘c go perl’
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3092
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ores Mined: 7205
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magic Items Found: 4249
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because c go perl is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. But be careful, he’s known to peck anyone who gets too close!

    We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player who never logged off. He’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

    So what are you waiting for? Join c go perl today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor.

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